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Saturday, November 5th, 2005
2:11 pm
glub glub

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Thursday, June 24th, 2004
6:16 pm - It Nice to know dat Rory is loved
You mebbe not notice, but I been curiously absent for de past few days. I been hopin dat somebody would tink to go look for Rory, but I been disappointed. In case you be wonderin, I been trapped in de loft of de dragon pen by de wimmins. I tink dey got a cravin' for de human flesh after eatin dey "Dragon Chow." I tink I been up dere for goin' on four days now, I only got out when dey were distracted by something shiny in de enclosure.

I go now to take a bath and eat all de food in de cafeteria. Der better be some good gumbo in dere, cause Rory be hungry.

Den I will clean up after de gators.

Correcshun: I checked de calandar. It be over a week dat I been trapped up dere. De dragons will have to be punished.

current mood: crappy

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Monday, May 24th, 2004
11:31 pm - Update on de dragons
De other one's name is Lola. Definately Lola.

I wonder when de dragon chow is comin' in... De ladies are gettin' restless.

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Monday, May 17th, 2004
12:35 pm
I have decided to name de Dragons, so I can yell at dem better when dey be misbehavin'. De Romanian Longhorn is now "Jenny" and de Hebridean Black is "Zizi". De Peruvian Vipertooth don' have a name yet, as I'm too busy tryin' not to let it eat me. I wonder when dat shipment of human-flavord dragon chow is comin' in.

By de way, Headmisstress, can I require de students to buy de book From Egg to Inferno, A Dragon Keeper's Guide for de next yea?

current mood: like food

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Friday, May 14th, 2004
1:37 am
conversashon wit VonHahnCollapse )

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Thursday, May 13th, 2004
3:51 pm - It has come to de attenshon
o dis Cajun, dat it migh' be easier to ease up on de Cajun style typin'. It is much much time consumin, an it annoys de other professers more den is really neccessary. Also, must remember to maintain a steady level of de ambiguity.

And find more dragon chow. Need de dragon chow.

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Wednesday, May 12th, 2004
9:38 pm - Went to de antiquing last week
Wit Professer Goldstein, an' it was veddy interestin'. Goldie wanted ta buy all de ol' Muggle stuff in de place, includin' dis amoire dat don't even do anyting 'sides hold all yo clothin in it. Dere's no reson ta be gettin de muggle tings when yo can get de wizzardin sort dat's so much better... But does Chere listen to Rory? Non. Now Chere has de pointless amoire

current mood: Ambiguous

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